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"Weekly Treats"

 

So my packmate Blue, she says to me one day, "Hey why all the howlin'?" And I say, Well my love, shit's fucked up. And so she says with her lil' smile while she turns to me: "But we're in this shit together." Her little tooth sticks out, all cute and lower canine: "So why don't we help unfuck it?"

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Then she records me.

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And I says a bunch of stuff and then I say Man, why in the everlovin' fuck don't everyone realize We're [all] in this shit together?

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And she says, "That's what we're here to do, me 'n' you, to help remind Man we're all in this shit together."

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So we started acting out what Blue recorded.

 

Hey, I mean, she's Blue, I'm Flannigan, I like my oatmeal lumpy just like anyone else — hey, we're just two 2-Dimensional pups stuck on this 2D field generator named Line who encapsulates and binds our existence.

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But we see into your reality. Line shows us. We're seein' into it right now — and Man, you done fucked up. I mean me 'n' Blue, we're only 2D and even we realize that much. So we're gonna do you a solid: we'll make some free 2D treats to remind everyone. We love treats — especially me — so Man, we hope you like 'em on the weekly.

 

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