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"Weekly Treats"

So my packmate Blue, she says to me one day, "Hey why all the howlin'?" And I say, Well my love, shit's fucked up. And so she says with her lil' smile while she turns to me: "But we're in this shit together." Her little tooth sticks out, all cute and lower canine: "So why don't we help unfuck it?"

Then she records me.

And I says a bunch of stuff and then I say Man, why in the everlovin' fuck don't everyone realize We're [all] in this shit together?

And she says, "That's what we're here to do, me 'n' you, to help remind Man we're all in this shit together."

So we started acting out what Blue recorded.

Hey, I mean, she's Blue, I'm Flannigan, I like my oatmeal lumpy just like anyone else — hey, we're just two 2-Dimensional pups stuck on this 2D field generator named Line who encapsulates and binds our existence.

But we see into your reality. Line shows us. We're seein' into it right now — and Man, you done fucked up. I mean me 'n' Blue, we're only 2D and even we realize that much. So we're gonna do you a solid: we'll make some free 2D treats to remind everyone. We love treats — especially me — so Man, we hope you like 'em on the weekly.

Flan Bites

barkabarks.

aroo! all toons.

weekly treats.

I bite the hand that starves us.

Teeth made of Toons 👇

Click = MOAR

Click = MOAR

Bite the hand

that starves us.

"Weekly Treats"

So my packmate Blue, she says to me one day, "Hey why all the howlin'?" And I say, Well my love, shit's fucked up. And so she says with her lil' smile while she turns to me: "But we're in this shit together." Her little tooth sticks out, all cute and lower canine: "So why don't we help unfuck it?"

Then she records me.

And I says a bunch of stuff and then I say Man, why in the everlovin' fuck don't everyone realize We're [all] in this shit together?

And she says, "That's what we're here to do, me 'n' you, to help remind Man we're all in this shit together."

So we started acting out what Blue recorded.

Hey, I mean, she's Blue, I'm Flannigan, I like my oatmeal lumpy just like anyone else — hey, we're just two 2-Dimensional pups stuck on this 2D field generator named Line who encapsulates and binds our existence.

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"Weekly Treats"

So my packmate Blue, she says to me one day, "Hey why all the howlin'?" And I say, Well my love, shit's fucked up. And so she says with her lil' smile while she turns to me: "But we're in this shit together." Her little tooth sticks out, all cute and lower canine: "So why don't we help unfuck it?"

​

Then she records me.

​

And I says a bunch of stuff and then I say Man, why in the everlovin' fuck don't everyone realize We're [all] in this shit together?

​

And she says, "That's what we're here to do, me 'n' you, to help remind Man we're all in this shit together."

​

So we started acting out what Blue recorded.

Hey, I mean, she's Blue, I'm Flannigan, I like my oatmeal lumpy just like anyone else — hey, we're just two 2-Dimensional pups stuck on this 2D field generator named Line who encapsulates and binds our existence.

​

💛

Barkabark me back! Aroo!